{"id":3364,"date":"2025-07-02T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-02T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/?p=3364"},"modified":"2025-07-03T16:49:37","modified_gmt":"2025-07-03T16:49:37","slug":"jonathan-baileys-slutty-little-glasses-are-a-cinematic-staple-actually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/02\/jonathan-baileys-slutty-little-glasses-are-a-cinematic-staple-actually\/","title":{"rendered":"Jonathan Bailey&#039;s &#039;slutty little glasses&#039; are a cinematic staple, actually"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jonathan-baileys-slutty-little-glasses-are-a-cinematic-stapl_5hv3.640.jpg\" width=\"120\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" \/>&#8220;Jurassic World Rebirth&#8221; is the latest in a thirsty tradition of film dreamboats.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 2025, and it seems that culture is finally ready to acknowledge an immutable fact \u2014 a fact that some of us have been banging on about for years. Namely, that there is nothing hotter than a man in &#8220;slutty little glasses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jonathan Bailey, it is quickly shaping up \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Jurassic World Rebirth&#8221; is the latest in a thirsty tradition of film dreamboats. It&#8217;s 2025, and it seems that culture is finally ready to acknowledge an immutable fact \u2014 a<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/2025\/07\/02\/jonathan-baileys-slutty-little-glasses-are-a-cinematic-staple-actually\/\" class=\"readmore\">Continue reading<svg class=\"icon icon-arrow-right\" aria-hidden=\"true\" role=\"img\"> <use href=\"#icon-arrow-right\" xlink:href=\"#icon-arrow-right\"><\/use> <\/svg><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jonathan Bailey&#039;s &#039;slutty little glasses&#039; are a cinematic staple, actually<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3364"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3368,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions\/3368"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/tearsforaudrey.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}